Saturday, September 13, 2008

The Baby

I don't beat my child.
I don't neglect him either.

I was in the room with him.
And yet The Baby still managed to find blood red nail polish.
That was in a sealed rubbermaid tub.
That was in the top of the closet.
Yep. He's bad.
(And I'm not sure why I attempted the bath. We all know nail polish is waterproof. So he's walked around looking like this for several days, with people asking in horror "What happened?!")

He did something else too, but I have to be honest I forgot what it was. The messes are such a common occurance these days that I can't keep them straight! But there was another something that I thought, "that's going on the blog" and now it's lost in my head somewhere.

He got a hold of my camera at some point, because I found about 30 pictures like this.

Apparently he had a good time.

He is a riot!!


Julie said...

My two year old is always getting ahold of my camera. I tell you what it never ceases to amaze me how I can child proof my home and the kids still find things to get into.

My oldest son got into nail polish when he was three - he put it into his mouth - poison control here we come!

Jenny's Delights said...

How can you say that sweet innocent little face is bad??? LOL You drew on him yourself, didn't you??? *hehehe*

carole said...

OMG that last picture is laugh out loud FUNNY!

Valerie said...

That made my day =) First because there's a Jack Johnson song playing right now on your blog =P And second because your baby made me laugh ! I used to be like that.

What a cutie pie =P Even with blood red nail polish all over the face. yup.

Crystal Card said...

He is adorable!!! I'm sure its fun to find these little mess surprises from time to time.. haha. my nephew was the same, tho he hated getting dirty, so I don't think he'd paint his face with nailpolish.. baby oil might have helped get some of it off...

Sew Gracious said...

LOL I know I've said it before . . . "good thing he's cute!" ;-)

Jaime said...

LOL...what a stinker! :)

Cinnamon*Sticks Boutique said...

Look at the shear joy on his face in the last one!!
Some day I'll have to send you pictures of what my boys have done to our home. I think it's a boy thing to get in to so much!

Clara said...

OMG...still cute though!!!!

Treasures by Tina said...


Kimiko said...

That is too funny!! You should show that picture to his future prom date :O)

Chichiboulie said...

Oh dear, you've got one too! I love that last photo.

Skamamama said...

i really did just chuckle out loud at that last pic! simply precious!

woolies said...

I LOVE hearing about your little terror.
Just wait until he's 15, he'll be the best kid in the world.

j said...

I really love bad baby :)

You know, if you didn't have such a great playlist, I would leave and quit posting so many comments. But I am thoroughly enjoying getting caught up with you and I can't SHUT UP!!!

Again.... :)

YaYa's Funhouse said...

I love baby! Not BAD...just your CHALLENGE!! My son and his wife are expecting twin boys! Can hardly wait.
Love your blog.