Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Say what??

Ways people are finding this blog constantly amazes me.

These are all google searches.

When to decorate for fall
Just whenever you want people. Whenever you want.

how to win a free mp3 player please
I'd love to help you since you asked so nicely, but I'm afraid I don't have any free mp3 players. Even though you said please.

hot mom
And you found ME?! Haha! Poor thing. (to be fair, I have posted about the definition of a hot mom before)

when will people decorating for thanksgiving
Again, whenever you feel like it. Be bold. Go against the norm. Do it in January or July if you want!

freaky boobs and feet
How many times will you search this before you learn those things are not to be found on this blog?! Seriously. My boobs and feet are pretty normal, I think. Not at all freaky.

when do you decorate for fall
Whenever I dang well feel like it!! And you should too!

janene garofolo photo
I'm fairly certain I've never posted her picture on my blog. So why are they being directed here?

when should fall decorations be put out
Never. You should never put them out.

when to decorate for halloween?
Oh boy. *sigh*

17 comments:

blessedwith5 said...

Funny, but in a weird kind of way!

People!

Christopher And Tia said...

I know, right? I was just talking about this. The craziest thing someone typed in to get to my blog, was "Porn + orange lizard" ....oooookay.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Jaime said...

That's hilarious!

Caitlin said...

Maybe I should write about when to decorate for fall... What site do you use to find this out? It's too funny!

PamperingBeki said...

Caitlin, I have google analytics. It's free. :) And it tells you where people are coming from.

Sylvia C. said...

What a crack up! (the searchers, and you!)

happy tuesday!

Sylvia C.

dandyapple said...

"janene garofolo photo
I'm fairly certain I've never posted her picture on my blog. So why are they being directed here?"

Weird but so funny!

jennifer said...

Well, it could be NUMEROUS NUMEROUS NUMEROUS searches for French maid uniforms... Girl, I don't even clean house! Why would I dress sexy for it?

Great post!

Jen

Bumpkin Bears said...

haaa you made me chuckle about the fall decorating - as for the other searches mmmm. I also sometimes wonder how people find my Bumpkin Bears with the searches they do! Hugs, Catherine xx

Skamamama said...

i also have the google analytics but i need a tutorial!
i love your new stuff...so pretty!

Cinnamon*Sticks Boutique said...

OMG That's too funny!!!
Canela

Estela said...

hahahaha!!
I love how you answer the question!

Princess Caitlin said...

ha! :D That's great.

Bunny Chic Boutique said...

You've become the Decorating Authority ~ but just for Fall ~ so guess you'd better post some tips about the other Seasons too. Can't wait to see your feature on Easter and BUNNIES!!

LOVE your little Cupcake Necklace, it's adorable!!!

I'm doing a Giveaway for a couple of Fabulous gifts from Sew Gracious for my 75th Blog Posting!! Of course, I "heard" about Pam from your Blog ~ so thanks for featuring her designs!! I'm "sew" addicted to them and really appreciate you sharing your Fabulous Finds!!

Bunny Hugs ~

Jayne
www.bunnychicboutique.blogspot.com

fly tie said...

freaky boobs and feet??

what in the world is that about, lol!

Rebekah said...

OK, this had me laughing MORE than the Chuck Norris thing! Especially the "freaky boobs and feet"!!! Perhaps that is something someone was looking for in the definition of a hot mom?!