Sunday, October 26, 2008

Say what? (part 2)

I've done this before but it's always fun.

These are actual Google searches that people used and found my blog.

is it good idea to pick out clothes for your husband?
I don't know, is it? What type of taste does your husband have? Does he need you to pick out his clothes? And why in the world did google send you to me for this answer?

lips- angry
Ummm, my lips are usually smiling.

lovely frams
Why thank you! I try to keep them covered most of the time, but occasionally I just let those lovely frams show. (????)

how to decorate for fall
You missed the boat sister. Just move on to winter now.

chuck norris is the cure for the common cold
Yes, he is.

5fc689dc9af451f331f9480b80f9aeb9236aad3d85280a4d4b85fea35c4bef7a
So apparently I babble or mumble or something, huh?
This search is proof that drinking and googling don't mix. Don't drink and google.

how to decorate for the fall
Kinda late. And I didn't know the answer the first 83 times you searched this so I probably still don't.
(I wonder when these will start being "how to decorate for Christmas" searches?)

valerie bertanelli played teenager
Really? Oh.

I spy whale shark
Not here, you don't!

children make me crazy
You and me both.

all husband's clothes are too big
Sorry, I can't help. I don't sew. But you really could buy him new ones or make better meals so he gains weight or something.

how to decorate fall
Actually Fall pretty much decorates itself. With a little help from God.

"let's hear it for the red, white, and blue"
YAY!!!!!!!!!!

fınd out why husbands pıck
Pick what?! Do I want to know? Husbands will pick whatever they want, whenever they want because they're men. And they're already married so who are they trying to impress?

21 comments:

cryztalvisions said...

This is pretty funny. I'll have to check out my searches more closely for gems like these.

You've been cyber-tagged. You can learn about it and see if you want to participate at my blog.

Mary said...

These are hilarious! I have no idea how to find out what people are googling who find me.

The Perfect Trio said...

how on earth do you find this stuff out??? those are hilarious!! i loved your little comentary to each too!!!!!!

Bumpkin Bears said...

Hi Beki, this is just too funny, brought a smile to my face :)) It's amazing how people find you with these searches, I'll have to check out how people find my bears! If you pop over to my blog you'll see my bears are all excited about an interview they did :) By the way Beki, how do you decorate for Fall ;) Hugs, Catherine x

Nic said...

from time to time i do this too, and i always get such a kick out of the results. love yours!

Anitra Cameron said...

Isn't it weird what will lead people to you?!

I need to check mine again, but my all-time favorite, for my personal diary several years ago, was "X rated Mother's day cards". Say WHAT?!

sherry said...

How funny what people think! And, I already took your fora advice this past weekend before I saw it. (see blog)

Jenn said...

I will be laughing at this all day, thanks for the chuckle :)

Sylvia C. said...

These are definitely my favorite types of posts!

thanks for the laugh!

Sylvia C.

One Wired Woman said...

What?! I didn't know you could find this type of stuff. How do you find this? Interesting.... do tell....

~Jill :)

PamperingBeki said...

You can get this info from Google Analytics. :)

X Rated Mother's day cards... Bahaha! Nothing says "I love you Mom" better, huh?

Jennifer said...

These are hilarious!

Ms. Tee said...

Oh, this was great! They all made me laugh!!! I might go through and do this sometime. I've seen some really strange ones, too! :)

Mrs.North Dakota International 2008 said...

hey beautiful I tagged you!

AngelaMichelle said...

These are classic! Love your blog :)

Annette said...

Very interesting post.

Paper Lady Invites said...

That's funny! I signed up! I'll see what happens!

ALSO: I'm happy to say I've finished my ornament! I'm insane, I know, but I was so excited. I'm sending it tomorrow. I love the holidays!

-chelsey

Erin said...

That's hilarious...I'll have to check out my own more often, would be interesting! LOL

jennifer said...

This was a hoot!

Rebekah said...

Thank you for the good laugh, I needed that!

Don't drink & Google!

fly tie said...

ha! good ones.