Thursday, April 02, 2009

Say what again?

I've done this before but they're always fun.

These are actual google searches that have led people to my blog.

who sings anna banana fo fana
Every 4 year old in the U.S.

my favourite side dish
Now how would google know this? I mean, Google's good, but you have to give it just a bit more info.

boob test
I got an A. Get it? An A! Ha!
Made myself giggle.

flowers for beki
daisies please. Or tulips.
And thank you.

rock of love jewelry
I'm sorry but it's tacky enough that you watch the show. You really don't need a piece of jewelry to declare that to the rest of the world. Trust me.

tomatoe planting so cal
Well, let's see... I'm in Kansas, not So. Cal. And it's tomato, not tomatoe. Not that I'm being snooty or anything. Head to your nearest Lowe's and see what advice they can give.

insert funny here
Uhhh... Uhhhh... You put me on the spot like that and I can't think of anything funny! Dang!

my friend never takes a shower
Well you could throw a pool party and invite your friend. At least the chlorine would soak off some of the stink. And Dear Google, why did you direct this person to me? I'm just a blogger, for crying out loud! Not a therapist or an etiquette expert. I don't get paid enough.

shrink crocs pamperingbeki
Wow, you actually remembered this? I'm impressed. To be honest, I'd completely forgotten. Click here to see what they found. Several people did this exact search, in fact.

anyone ever tell you you look like jodie foster
No. Never. But sometimes I get told I look like Walter Matthau.

How did I find this information, you ask? Google analytics.

This photo has absolutely nothing to do with this post. But I used to "know" Glen Campbell a bit when I was a flight attendant and he flew with us often. The Chicken Coop was decorated with tons of old record covers (jackets? Is that what they were called?) hanging everywhere and this one made me laugh.

I'm a bit random sometimes. Don't know if you ever picked up on that.


Mrs Jelly said...

First - I signed up for Google Analytics as a result of the last time you did a post like this. I'm STILL waiting for something funny to turn up.

Second - Crocs also shrink if you wash them in the dishwasher. Don't panic, I didn't do this personally, but I know somebody who did. With ACTUAL crocs - not cheap imitations.

Third - Please see my archive blog post about rip-snorting album covers :

Kim @ Forever Wherever said...

I love seeing what interesting ways people found our blog. Fun!

A Blond And A Torch said...

Thanks for the morning laugh!

What a great idea for a post!

rentz said...

You made me giggle too. A's are good, right? That's what I keep telling myself anyway.

alyssa said...

hey there!! just saw you on fb! yep, i caved & joined it. (if you were wondering who the friend request was!)

The Double Dipped Life said...

This is great! I know I get weird ones for my etsy to check my blog!

Beadin By The Sea said...

Thanks for the morning laugh with my first cup of tea! I'll have to go check my blog with GA but I suspect it will probably be boring!

Polka Dot Moon said...

This was better than my cup o' joe!!!

Vanessa and Company said...

Hilarious, and kooky!
A good combo in my book :)

Lori R said...

Google searches kind of creep me out, I'm not gonna lie. Mine are very weird. And for some reason I'm picking up questionable twitter follows too. What did I say?

nikki/WhiMSy love said...

I always love these! Can't wait to do 'round two of mine!

Yeah, I get super weird creepy ones too. Like, inappropriate creepy ones. Ew.

Julia @ Hooked on Houses said...

I'm cracking up over the search for a friend who never showers. Maybe they were looking for advice about how to deal with a situation like that? Too funny!

Okay, I'm going to try to figure out Google Analytics now. Thanks for the heads-up! :-)

Ruth said...

So funny! Love your music player - I just got the She & Him cd the other week. The video to 'why do you let me stay here' is PROPER bonkers though!!

Unknown said...

very funny! you have a great sense of humor :) i have google analytics for my shop, i need to do it for my blog!

Femin Susan said...

he he he. Thanks for the morning laugh.
Thanks for stopping by my blog and your kind comment feel free to visit again.
Keep posting......

Robynn's Ravings said...

I used to LOVE Glen Campbell! lol

I never think to look at the searches but will from now on! THAT's entertainment!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ "sometimes I get told I look like Walter Matthau."



gina said...

lol- i never tire of these. :) And somehow I missed that chicken coop post the first time around , so I'm glad for the highlight reel. What an amazing space!!

My googles have been borriringgg - tons of requests for fun stuff to do in summer... linked to my big list from last year. That and why skippy sneakers are called skippy sneakers- which I nevered wondered before getting all of these hits and now I wonder and have no idea... anybody?

Karina said...

I think it's called a record sleeve?

Thanks for the laughs!!