Monday, July 19, 2010

Say what again??

People find this blog in the funniest and strangest ways.

These are real google searches that have led visitors here.

thank you captain obvious here have this rock
I. Errr. Ummmm. Thanks.

"6th baby"
I'm afraid I can't help you with that.
I have 3 and that's good for me.

fee fie my banana mo mana
Fun song. I sang it a lot as a kid.
But I got in trouble when I sang it about my uncle Chuck.

gosh shoes
Golly Socks!

pamperingbeki 4th grade
I used to be PamperingBeki. Before we changed the name to The Rusted Chain.
But back in 4th grade? I was just Beki. What a strange thing to google!

rusted chain band
Oooo!! We should start a band!! I'll be the drummer. Good idea, thanks!

my kid is better than your honor student
Yeah probably. But my kid has Jack Black eyebrows. So there.

trying to take photos of jewellery but it's really grainy - why?
Your ISO is too high.

crying alot lately
I'm sorry about that. Need a hug?

ive been told i look like jessica alba
Okay.

hillbilly giveaway
I'm not giving away my hillbillies. If you want some, get your own!

smile giveaway
That, I'll give away. I give away smiles often.
I'm smiling right now. See?
Oh yeah... you can't. Because it's the internet!!!

beky my love
Josh, sweetie... it's been 12 years. It's B-E-K-I.

i can't believe a child did this
Surely you're not talking about my child right?
My bad baby?
The one I'm told I should write a book about?
Yeah, you are. I can't believe he did it either.

rusated chain
Josh, sweetie... it's R-U-S-T-E-D. Rusted.

why doesn't every sonic have green apple slushies
I wish I knew. But you can order a "green" one by getting blue Powerade and Orange flavor mixed.
I know. I'm brilliant.

i'm better than your kid
Nuh uhhhh!!

homes for sale with a secret room
Why do you want a secret room? What are you going to hide in there?!
Moonshine? Bodies?!

why my kid is incredible
Don't know. Apparently the rest of the internet is better than my kids.

NECKLACE TO EAT
Please don't eat your The Rusted Chain jewelry.
We stand behind our product and all, but that might be pushing it a bit far.

Oh
Oh.

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14 comments:

Wendy said...

What? I don't think "thank you captain obvious here have this rock" is that weird. Hey, it got me here, didn't it?

mommy2luke2008 said...

This is Hilariousss!!!!!

I too got in trouble when I sang that song about a duck.

Jessica said...

This made me laugh. I've googled some weird things in my time, I must admit.

Brynwood Needleworks said...

B-E-K-I, D-E-A-R,
That's pretty flippin' funny! (and clever, too!) Thanks for the giggles.
xoxo
Donna

Heather said...

i love when you post this. who searches that and how did they get to you! lol. see you tomnorrow

Courtney Price ~ Vintage Ginger Peaches said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE reading what people search that leads them to me... it's so funny every time!

I kept getting people who liked "toddlers and tiaras"... I finally figured out it was because I made fun of it once on my blog, but it creeped me out because, who in their right mind would google that? Creeps? Which I didn't want on my blog, so I deleted that post. So actually, it can be useful to look at the searches!

Hana said...

awesome!!

tonya said...

How do you know what searches led people to your blog?

The Perfect Trio said...

i always love reading these posts of yours! i still haven't figured out how to get it done on mine....i'm a dork!

Beki - TheRustedChain said...

Tonya, google analytics. :)

Ms.Kristi said...

Things that make you go... HUH!?

Like the Sonic slushie search... (say that 5 times fast!) where in the world...

sapphirelizard said...

Thanks ofr the laugh. Perhaps I should take a closer look at some of the goofy searches that bring people to my blog. ;-)

Tara said...

Becky, or is it Beckie, or Beki, that was hilarious...the things that bring on the people...eye opening isn't it!!

Laura said...

ooooooooh...if you start a band, can I be lead singer?