Thursday, January 20, 2011

So, I guess I'm a redneck.

Because CMT emailed me yesterday to tell me that My Big Redneck wedding is back this Friday.

Why?!

Because these are my neighbors?


Because our idea of a good time is pulling topless kids around in a trailer behind our four wheeler?


Because people ride their horses down our road?


Because my kid has a constant sticky face and dirty nails?


I'm really stumped why CMT would think I'm a redneck.


The email read:
"Hey Beki!

We noticed you have a great blog and guess what… your favorite guilty pleasure is back! A brand new season of My Big Redneck Wedding, hosted by Tom Arnold, premieres this Friday (Jan. 21) at 9/8c on CMT!"

So there you go, y'all. I'm sharing the word with you.
- If you've ever wondered what it's like to have a weiner eating contest at a wedding reception, watch the show.
- If you've ever wondered what it's like to see bridemaides in camoflauge dresses, watch the show.
- If you've ever wondered what it's like to see wedding guests sitting on mismatched couches in the yard of their trailer park to see the wedding, watch the show.
- If you ever need a self esteem boost, watch the show.
- If you want to see a bride beg her groom to wear his teeth for the ceremony, watch the show.

Now I'm off to roll up my overalls, stomp some buckets of grapes, add vodka and call it wine! I learned it from the show.

15 comments:

Wendy said...

I'm sure I don't know who could have steered them in your direction... *whistling innocently*

Suzanne said...

That is funny!! I won't tell you how long a recliner and then a couch was on our front porch. It made such a pretty picture when you pulled up to the house. Oh well...that is why I am happy to live in the country!!

Amy, a redeemed sheep said...

That's hilarious! At least you aren't getting spam about dating seniors in your area. I mean, really, why would I want to date a high school senior? (cough cough)

Becky said...

Oh how I love that show.

kraftykash said...

This is exactly why I don't have cable. I would so watch that show. LOL

The Perfect Trio said...

LOL...you're funny!

Ang Butler said...

Love it, and being a redneck is not all that bad. We Love our God, take pride in our families, love our little ones and have fun doing simple things. Ya, not all that bad!
Love,
Ang

Laura said...

redneck and Martha..you are so well rounded!
and your husband is cute :-)

kendal said...

you might be a redneck if...! great post!

rentz said...

thanks for the laugh. definitely needed that today!

aPearantly sew said...

That is too funny! So tell the truth, IS it your guilty pleasure? :)

yardsaleprincess1 said...

Hi, it was recommended to me by my friend from Cooper Party of 4 that I come over for some photog insight. I have seen your name around blog town for quiet some time but never found myself here before. But after reading just one post and looking at such gorgeous pictures I am staying!

Mrs. Muffins said...

It's alright to be a redneck ;)


xx

John and Elisa Seaba said...

that is too funny!

Anonymous said...

That was a hilarious post and the photos were great!