Wednesday, September 18, 2013

This week... (not entirely accurate)

*I've sneezed 392,096 times.

*I'm wondering how it got to be Wednesday already.

*On Saturday I had a book signing. Thanks to everyone who came out!


*I've mumbled Christian cuss words at my spotty internet service 53,875 times.

*I've driven 15 minutes to town to use the library's computer, to answer 443,582 emails.

*I've baked 44,372 cookies. We're having a Vendor Social the night before the Kansas Barn Sale and someone decided to provide cookies for everyone.

*I've hammered 984 nails, while working on the new barn.

*I hit my fingers 0 times. I'm surprisingly good with a hammer.


*I've lifted 12,879 tons of lumber, moving it from the new barn to other buildings. My muscles hurt.

*I told The Man he has a beast for a wife. I have to compliment my own skills when no one else does it.

*I've had Sonic happy hour 3 times.

*I've had a Sonic half price milkshake once.


*I've tried and failed to get out of jury duty.

*I've served hot dogs and grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner. Cooking? Ain't nobody got time for that!

How's your hump day going?

No comments: